![]() ![]() Who killed Boone? What was the motive? Was it the boy or his mother? It could even be the defense attorney. The setting is New Orleans, but there isn’t one outdoor shot of anything atmospheric enough to convince you it was filmed anywhere but Cleveland. The single most animated quality in The Whole Truth is a search for red herrings, of which there are enough to fill a tank of dead fish on Cannery Row. Painfully lacking in story, viable characters or a beginning, middle and end, the movie contains nothing that can remotely be described as a dramatic visual. As the facts pile up with a proficiency of clichés obvious enough for John Grisham to make a citizen’s arrest, the enigmatic pacing is so slow you could knit a sweater between takes. Apparently he was a womanizer who beat up his wife and possibly raped his son. But not for his assistant Janelle, played by a criminally wasted Gugu Mbatha-Raw, a lovely actress who has simply got to do something about a name change.Īs the mind-numbingly tedious trial progresses, ugly facts emerge that reveal the victim as less than the good-old-boy reputation that precedes him. ![]() Clearly it’s too big a job for Keanu Reeves. It would take the entire cast of Law and Order: SVU to solve this one. Now he refuses to speak to anyone, including his lawyer. He confessed after his mother found him holding the bloodstained knife. Mike is accused of murdering his wealthy father Boone (Jim Belushi). He’s promised his widowed friend Loretta (a woman with a Botox overdose who only faintly resembles Zellweger) to save her teenage son Mike from prison. There’s something amiss before the first scene begins, when Keanu Reeves, as a motorcycle-riding defense attorney named Richard Ramsey, pulls up to a Louisiana courthouse for a murder trial and cannot say the word “Hello” with any real conviction. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Renee Zellweger and Gugu Mbatha-Row A total disaster that’s been hanging around the editing room gathering dust for more than a year, you can’t call it deadly because that would imply it’s still alive. ![]() Keanu Reeves and Renee Zellweger in The Whole Truth.Ī guaranteed cure for insomnia, an abomination called The Whole Truth is a courtroom movie that looks like a colorized version of an old Perry Mason TV show, starring Renée Zellweger’s new face and Keanu Reeves, who has the charisma and animated visual appeal of a mud fence. ![]()
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